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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Your text.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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