- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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