When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why did? Yes

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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