ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Wait what? I did not type that!

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Anti Joke

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