- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

1+2 = 6

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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