theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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long in the tooth!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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u suck

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lol

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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