- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Guess what? Bananas

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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