A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

2 + 2 = 4

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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