- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Nock Nock It's open.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

who's a slut... you're mom

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

So I was walking down the road today

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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