- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

A baby seal walks into a club.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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