What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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