What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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My dad

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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