- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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once upon a time, it snowed

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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