- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

black people

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Neither have I

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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