- Anti Joke

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Safe sex MR

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Autism speaks but not really

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

HEY YOU!!!!

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.