Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Cripples are lame.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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