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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person walks out of KFC

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

How old are you? 20

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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