Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

a horse nibbled a baby

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

That's what she didn't say

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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