Whats In My Trash? Bears

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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HEY!

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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