- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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