If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Beka has AIDS

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Cancer

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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