What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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MySpace.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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