You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

whos district champs not JM

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Women's rights

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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