How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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aodhan hearty

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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