rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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