- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

you lose.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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