What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

cliché rebecca black joke.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

shut up iggy

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

LeBron in the fourth quarter

book 'em danno

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Basically

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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