Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Where's my tractor?

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Womens rights

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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Amazing

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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