- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Knock Knock Come in! :)

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

The Christian Bible.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

AIDS

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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