What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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