- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

President Donald Trump

What did the car do? CRASH!

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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