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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

poo

Who is it?

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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