What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

I killed someone on minecraft.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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