Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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