Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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