- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

like most people my age. im 27

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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