- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

What's the difference between a duck?

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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