- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Woman rights.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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