how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Fox News.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Gay Rights

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Yes!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Get off my porch.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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