What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Women's rights

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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A blind man watches TV

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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