There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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