- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Where are you going Your house

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

There's my tractor.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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