What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

knock knock There's no door

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Sarah Palin

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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