- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

A baby seal walks into a club

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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