Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Black people stink of shite!

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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my mind's eye?

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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DESERT

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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