A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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A white person at Harvard

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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