- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What's big and messy? A big mess

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

fruit salad?

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

She said no

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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