- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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