- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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