- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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